Dirtie Birdie
Dirtie Birdie Throw Blanket
Dirtie Birdie Throw Blanket
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Because after 18 holes, the only thing you want to do is wrap yourself in something soft and pretend you didn't just make a 9 on a par 4.
The Dirtie Birdie throw blanket is the perfect 19th-hole companion — silk-soft, cozy, and just the right size to disappear under while you're watching the PGA Tour and convincing yourself you could totally do that.
- Silk-touch fabric — impossibly soft, zero judgment
- 50" x 60" — big enough to share, plush enough not to want to
- Machine washable — even cozy has standards
Shipping & delivery
Shipping & delivery
All orders are printed on demand and ship within 3–5 business days. Standard delivery takes 5–8 business days after shipping. Free shipping on all US orders over $75 — no code needed.
Expedited shipping is available at checkout. We ship to all 50 US states.
Returns & exchanges
Returns & exchanges
Because our products are printed on demand specifically for you, we do not accept returns or exchanges for sizing issues. Please use the size guide before ordering.
If your item arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 7 days and we'll make it right — no questions asked.
Size guide
Size guide
Our tees run true to size. We recommend sizing up if you prefer a relaxed fit. All measurements are in inches.
Unisex Staple Tee
S: Chest 34–37 | Length 27
M: Chest 38–41 | Length 28
L: Chest 42–45 | Length 29
XL: Chest 46–49 | Length 30
2XL: Chest 50–53 | Length 31
3XL: Chest 54–57 | Length 32
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