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Dirtie Birdie

Dirtie Birdie - Protect the Homeland

Dirtie Birdie - Protect the Homeland

$24.50
$24.50
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Your homeland. Your turf. Your sacred 18 holes where you've lost balls, made impossible putts, and forged lifelong memories with people who've seen you at your absolute worst (and still came back the following Saturday).

Protect it. Love it. Complain about the greens anyway.

  • Soft, lightweight fabric — built for course patrol
  • Unisex fit for all patriots of the fairway
  • Machine washable — keeps the homeland looking sharp

Shipping & delivery

All orders are printed on demand and ship within 3–5 business days. Standard delivery takes 5–8 business days after shipping. Free shipping on all US orders over $75 — no code needed.

Expedited shipping is available at checkout. We ship to all 50 US states.

Returns & exchanges

Because our products are printed on demand specifically for you, we do not accept returns or exchanges for sizing issues. Please use the size guide before ordering.

If your item arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 7 days and we'll make it right — no questions asked.

Size guide

Our tees run true to size. We recommend sizing up if you prefer a relaxed fit. All measurements are in inches.

Unisex Staple Tee
S: Chest 34–37 | Length 27
M: Chest 38–41 | Length 28
L: Chest 42–45 | Length 29
XL: Chest 46–49 | Length 30
2XL: Chest 50–53 | Length 31
3XL: Chest 54–57 | Length 32

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