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Dirtie Birdie

Dirtie Birdie - It Just Looks Easy

Dirtie Birdie - It Just Looks Easy

Regular price $24.50
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Spoiler: it does not just look easy. Golf is one of the hardest games ever invented by someone who clearly had too much free time and a cruel sense of humor.

But you keep showing up. And that, my friend, is what separates the Dirtie Birdies from the people who "tried golf once." Wear this one proud.

  • Soft, lightweight tee that at least looks effortless
  • Unisex fit for the delusional optimist in all of us
  • Machine washable — easier than your downswing, guaranteed

Shipping & delivery

All orders are printed on demand and ship within 3–5 business days. Standard delivery takes 5–8 business days after shipping. Free shipping on all US orders over $75 — no code needed.

Expedited shipping is available at checkout. We ship to all 50 US states.

Returns & exchanges

Because our products are printed on demand specifically for you, we do not accept returns or exchanges for sizing issues. Please use the size guide before ordering.

If your item arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 7 days and we'll make it right — no questions asked.

Size guide

Our tees run true to size. We recommend sizing up if you prefer a relaxed fit. All measurements are in inches.

Unisex Staple Tee
S: Chest 34–37 | Length 27
M: Chest 38–41 | Length 28
L: Chest 42–45 | Length 29
XL: Chest 46–49 | Length 30
2XL: Chest 50–53 | Length 31
3XL: Chest 54–57 | Length 32

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