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Dirtie Birdie

Dirtie Birdie - Drive for Show, Putt for Dough

Dirtie Birdie - Drive for Show, Putt for Dough

$24.50
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They say drive for show, putt for dough. But here's the thing — you need both to actually win. The laser-accurate approach. The ice-cold read. The four-foot putt you've been practicing in the living room for three weeks.

This shirt respects the full game. All 18 holes. Even the ones that hurt.

  • Soft, lightweight fabric — comfortable enough for a 5-hour round
  • Unisex fit for golfers of all skill levels (especially the ones who think about money)
  • Machine washable — unlike your putting stroke, it comes out clean every time

Shipping & delivery

All orders are printed on demand and ship within 3–5 business days. Standard delivery takes 5–8 business days after shipping. Free shipping on all US orders over $75 — no code needed.

Expedited shipping is available at checkout. We ship to all 50 US states.

Returns & exchanges

Because our products are printed on demand specifically for you, we do not accept returns or exchanges for sizing issues. Please use the size guide before ordering.

If your item arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 7 days and we'll make it right — no questions asked.

Size guide

Our tees run true to size. We recommend sizing up if you prefer a relaxed fit. All measurements are in inches.

Unisex Staple Tee
S: Chest 34–37 | Length 27
M: Chest 38–41 | Length 28
L: Chest 42–45 | Length 29
XL: Chest 46–49 | Length 30
2XL: Chest 50–53 | Length 31
3XL: Chest 54–57 | Length 32

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